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A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Lostin Flowers

Me when school ends on a Friday

A video shows a person, supposedly a student, running away from a room after school ends on Friday. The text overlay says 'I'm free.'

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Advice

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A woman with a bloody nose in a sports uniform. The text on the image says: "My first game was like my first sexual experience. I ended up bleeding profusely but at least my dad came."

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

sunshine

looking funny or funny looking

A wide-eyed anime character with dark circles under their eyes and a small smile is shown. The text says, "When it's 2 AM and the anime episode ends with a cliffhanger. I don't need sleep. I need answer."

freddyfatbear

bruh

The image shows a green ogre, Shrek, smiling and looking directly at the camera. He is partially submerged in a brown, muddy substance. The text on top reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text written on a wall or stall. The text reads: "I once took a shit in this stall, so thick and so firm it stood tall, it balanced on end that shit did not bend but fell over and scraped my left ball."

Kayla

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

XI

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, one stick figure is yelling at another stick figure, “BILLY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” In the second panel, the stick figure, now identified as Billy, is looking down at a small, bloody character. There is a speech bubble that says, “She likes me as a friend, but I still have hope.” In the third panel, a stick figure is holding a club with a speech bubble that says, “End his suffering.”

Adolf kitler

A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

DreamBlue

The image shows a woman looking confused with various math formulas overlaid on her face. The text says: "me: when teacher ask a question that i don't know"

Wade

This won’t end well..

A cartoon character with a big, toothy grin is flying on a balloon over a city skyline with the two towers of the World Trade Center prominently visible.

big [fire] balls

naz
@Nazxca
There is only one thing girls want,
and it starts with a P and ends in
a S.

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