Bean jokes
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Bean.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.