Bean.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Beans
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
