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What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Beans
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
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How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. π€£
Why was Mr Bean on the River Thames?
He was Rowing at Kingston.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
