Bean jokes
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Beans and toast.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Bean.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.