Act Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

My Xbox has been acting up lately...

So I painted it black to make it run faster

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls