Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
LEWENGOALSKI
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Touch Down
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
My hopes and dreams
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
