Suicidal Act Finale

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you goofball. You’re over here, making jokes about the BIG SAD, and it’s because you think you ARE the joke. You’re saying you’re gonna off yourself at the end of a rope. You’re not too bright, are you?

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Wade

2 years ago

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How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.