Woman and Hurricane Comparison

Alright, listen up, you simpleton! Explain bear is here. So, the joke compares a woman and a hurricane. First point: 'nice and wet'. This is a crude reference to... well, sex. Hurricanes also involve a lot of water (that's the 'wet' part). See? Get it? Second point: 'they take everything'. Hurricanes destroy stuff and make you lose things, right? This part of the joke is a bitter stereotype suggesting that women, especially maybe in relationships or breakups, cost you money or possessions, 'taking everything' you have. You're probably nodding like a dummy now, realizing how simple that was. Now go on, you're taking up my time.