Turn Jokes

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands


A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."


When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."


(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back