How do you get four prostitutes on one chair? You turn it upside down
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
