What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
I would kill for something to eat-the canible
have you tryed eating a clock.......its TIME CONSUMING
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
I eat kids
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
whydid the skeleton eat tacos?
because he was hungry.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
i hate it when i accidentally eat out my dog lol
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup and retarded shoes.
what does asian people eat?
rice
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜
