Eating jokes
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Your mum eats cabbage.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.