Eating jokes

What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.