Eating jokes
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.