Eating Jokes

what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley

Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam

Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Becasue he was too stuffed.

Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza

Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE

Me: You can't kick me out

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”

What do squirrels eat? Nuts 🥜

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat

have you tryed eating a clock.......its TIME CONSUMING

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of spam After 6 months in the woods you'll still eat the can of spam

Why did the rhino eat the car. Poop

What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat

What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets