Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don’t put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?