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Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

The reason why the “eating a tide pod” trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.