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Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

The reason why the “eating a tide pod” trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.