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Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don’t put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er