Eating jokes
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.