Eating jokes
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽