Eating Jokes

can orphans eat at a fmaily resturant?

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat

The wheelchair

New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.

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Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow

Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.

What does Mars like to eat? A Mars bar!

yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'

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a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D