Eating jokes
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Your mum eats cabbage.