How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
