The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
The Three Bears' Telly
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke! This is a play on the Goldilocks and the Three Bears story, but with a twist. Instead of focusing on the porridge and chairs, the baby bear is worried about who broke the TV. You know, because you probably broke your TV too, you knucklehead.