What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Watermelon, Cigarette, and a Hippie Chick
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is all about spit. When you eat watermelon, you spit out the seeds. When you roll a cigarette, you lick the paper, and when you go down on a hippie chick... well, you get the idea. It's a crude connection based on bodily functions. You probably don't even know what a cigarette is, and that's pretty based ngl.