Eating jokes
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.