Eating jokes
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."