my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich đ
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I was at a farm in France called âUber eats Farmer leagueâ, then I saw a strange creature called âPessiâ. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didnât know what I should do so I decided to shout âBig games! Big games!â Pessi scurried away
Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
why does blake eat cake? because caleb cant
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
what did the fat girl say to the donut I'm going to eat you tonight...
Whatâs the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eatmopwho? Eww, you eat your poo?
Eat my butt.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut đ
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ěd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry
Why did God give women legs? 1. To look at. 2. To wrap around your neck when youâre eating her out.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
