Eating jokes
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.