Why did the chicken go to the restaurant? To eat chicken!
dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle
You're hairline is so big not even a black hole can eat it.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why is sonic so fat he eats to many chillidogs
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
I would kill for something to eat-the canible
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
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whydid the skeleton eat tacos?
because he was hungry.
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
This man walks into a bar and says... "how do i get service here." The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
