What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
Trump- Caillou can you please stop whining that squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza he also ditched your dad and he’s your stepdad now
Caillou- Why I’m bald Trumpy
Trump- I don’t know but what I do know is that your a massive shit stain
this joke is so corny i could eat it off the cob
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Whats black and eats Kitty Serval cancer
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy? Answer: a Carnivwhore
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
