Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
