what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. 😁
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
