Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Someday you'll go far.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
