Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Listen here, you dumbo. The joke is twisting the saying "walk a mile in someone's shoes before you criticize them." Instead of understanding someone, you're just tryna get far away so they can't hear you, and you steal their shoes! It's funny 'cause it's unexpectedly selfish and literal.