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Velociraptor

1 year ago
A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.
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    • NASA

    1 year ago

    yes

    The image shows a meme with the text "Did you know?" and an image of the sun and the Earth in space. The text below says, "NASA has proved that distance from the sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from the Earth to the sun."
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    • Home

    2 years ago

    Girls be like

    A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"
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    • Russia

    10 months ago
    Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.
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    • Yard

    2 years ago
    The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."
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    • Sandwich

    1 year ago
    A Hot Pockets package has been photoshopped to say "Hot Rockets" and "Vietnam Flashbacks" with the description "screams in the distance" and "extra vivid". A black and white image of a soldier and military equipment is placed inside the Hot Pocket.
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    • Mile

    4 months ago
    A signpost points the way to "Goonpiper" which is half a mile away, and "Feock" which is 2 miles away.
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    • Human

    2 years ago

    OMG

    A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."
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    • Family

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.
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    • Freedom

    1 year ago

    ‘Merica

    The image shows a bald eagle with an American flag in the background. The text above the image says "Hey are you free this weekend?" followed by the stage directions: "[gazes into distance]", "[wipes tear from cheek]", and "[bald eagle screeches]". The last line of text is "I'm always free."
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    • Walk

    1 year ago

    And I would walk 500 more!

    An image of two people running on a football field, their faces replaced with superimposed pictures of a man with glasses. The text on the image says "I WOULD WALK 500 MILES".
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