Sun of My Life

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Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

Explanation

The joke is a comeback to a cheesy line. The person says they want to be the sun in the other person's life. The other person's response is that they should stay very far away, like the sun, implying that being close to them would be unpleasant or even harmful. It's a funny way to reject a romantic advance.

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fat bitch the sun is 93 milion miles away

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