Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away