Distance jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.