Distance jokes

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.