Distant Father Analogy (The Sun Distance Edition!) dad joke gold mine edition!)

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You're so dense, light bends around you. This joke is saying that the person's father is like the sun because he's super distant, not emotionally available. Get it now?

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