Distant Sun

Alright listen up, genius. So, like, this dude asks this girl if she wants to be the sun in his life, right? And she's all excited, thinking it's gonna be all romantic and stuff. But then, BAM! He hits her with the truth – he wants her to stay super far away, like the actual sun is. It's funny because it's unexpected. So, in case you didn't know, the average distance between the Earth and the Sun is about 92.96 million miles, which is known as one astronomical unit. Get it now, airhead?