Distance jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Girls be like
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Your hairline is in a different area code.