Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Distance Jokes
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
