Distance jokes
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Memes
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.