My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
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Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet
