Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Kilts and Sheep
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke is that Scottish dudes wear kilts instead of trousers, right? So, if they were to unzip anything, those sheep would hear it from super far away. Get it? You wouldn't, you probably think sheep are just fluffy clouds, you dweeb.
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Boo
Giles
The welsh are the sheep shaggers
Anonymous
As a Scottish man myself, I actually found this quite funny.