Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
