Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels

If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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