Sea

Sea Jokes

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Night

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Memes

Girlfriend

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

Sandwich

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Fish

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

Boat

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.

Ocean

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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  • Dream

    Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

    Hello

    How does the sea say hello?

    It WAVES you.

    SEA what I did there?

    I'm SHORE you saw it.

    Don't be SALTY!