Sea jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Funny Test Answers #6
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
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