Sea jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.

Where do fishes keep their money?

In a riverbank.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

What do you get when you goblin with a shark?

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Me: That’s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.

Yourom?

What are fish not allowed to have?

Seaweed.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!