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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.