Puns

amypetnamedsteve

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Fish

Daniel King

What do fish ๐ŸŸ take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

Fish

Daniel King

What did the fish ๐ŸŸ get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

Fish

Daniel King

What do fish ๐ŸŸ take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

Girlfriend

NibbaF..got69

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, iโ€™m stuck here holding my rod

People

Anonymous

Why canโ€™t blind people eat fish?

Because itโ€™s sea food.

Puns

A random skeleton

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Puns

Anonymous

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Wave

sarah luci lou garrett

why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

Fish

Poopy

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Train

Anonymous

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michaelโ€™s wife died the same day that Markโ€™s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "Iโ€™m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, โ€œHeck no. In fact, Iโ€™m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasnโ€™t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!โ€ The old lady fainted. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Orange

Anonymous

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Cut

Anonymous

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

Clown

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Fish

Anonymous

What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

Shellfish

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls?

Because theyโ€™re shellfish!

Fish

clarityrulz

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was โ€˜sleeping with the fishesโ€™. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

Puns

Anonymous

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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