Sea Jokes

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i'm stuck here holding my rod

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.