What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
