what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i'm stuck here holding my rod
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What does the cen say when it says hello. it waves
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
