When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Vegetarian Beef
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about playin' with words. "Beef" usually means "fight." But, like, it's also meat. So when the joke says to be a vegetarian, it's a funny way to avoid conflict. I guess you could say it's kinda smart, for you. What's next, you gonna try to understand quantum physics?