When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Vegetarian Beef
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about playin' with words. "Beef" usually means "fight." But, like, it's also meat. So when the joke says to be a vegetarian, it's a funny way to avoid conflict. I guess you could say it's kinda smart, for you. What's next, you gonna try to understand quantum physics?