Scooter jokes

What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you are gay.

A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.

The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.

The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.