Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo Mama Needs Lots of Calories
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "yo mama" joke is all about exaggerating how fat someone's mom is. Needing 500,000 calories a day? That's like saying she eats more than a whole town! You are about as sharp as a marble!