Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Food Consuming Table
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. This joke is so dumb it's almost genius. Someone ate a table, get it? And they say it's "food consuming" instead of "time consuming" because they ATE A TABLE. You probably don't even know what a table is made of or what it's used for. Yikes.