Death jokes
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
My mom died.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.