Death jokes

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not! He got nailed before he died.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?

Mufasa.

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.