Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Suicide Pick Up Line (Dark Humor Edition!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You are probably some simp that cannot get no girls. The joke is a pickup line that compares a girl to suicide, saying he thinks about her every day, implying he's constantly contemplating her like someone struggling with suicidal thoughts. Get it? 'Cause it ain't that funny.