Trash Compactor jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.