Trash Compactor jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.