Trash Compactor jokes
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."