Trash Compactor jokes

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

You know bins????

They're trash!

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.