Trash Compactor jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."