What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart, do ya? Let's break it down, shall we? Skeletons are dead, right? And an organ is also a type of musical instrument. But the REAL reason this is funny is that an "organ" is also part of a living body. See? It's a pun, you unobservant goose!