Death jokes
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
If I die, delete my search history.
He's dead now.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!