Death jokes
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"