I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Penis
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: what’s that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Your dad 💀
Deez nuts
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck
my mom died
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
If she's old enough to count then she's old enough to mount