Death jokes
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
you.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.