Death jokes

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?

"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

What do you tell a dead metal fan?

Rust in peace.

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.

Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.

Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.

Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.