What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You clearly haven't spent a lot of time bouncing on things. The difference between a trampoline and a dead baby is that you take your shoes off for the trampoline, cause you don't wanna mess it up! Dead babies, though? Well, they ain't gonna care if you wear your boots. Get it? You're treading on thin ice, pal.