Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
