Loss jokes
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.