Draw jokes
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
rat gaagah?
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!