Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
They laughed at my crayon drawing
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
- What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
- A FLATLINE!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! draws a picture of his “epic” sword “what…WHAT… WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!”
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains
They Laughed At My Crayon Drawing…
I Laughed At Thier Chalk Out Line.
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people’s draws Dre then said dont snoop around.