What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
rat gaagah?
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
