They laughed at my crayon drawing
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people’s draws Dre then said dont snoop around.