Draw jokes
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
rat gaagah?
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Drawned.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.