Draw

Draw Jokes

Picture

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

Picture

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Potassium

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

Boy

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

    Black

    Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

    Self Harm

    I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

    Vein

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

    Rizz

    Rizz,

    Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

    Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

    No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

    You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

    Son

    When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....