Straight

Anonymous

whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

Body

Bloodcurdling scream

They laughed at my crayon drawing

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Depression

Mr. Depression

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Puns

Anonymous

Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Border

Anonymous

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

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Depression

Anonymous
  • What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
  • A FLATLINE!

Shower

Someone

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

Red

Same guy as bellow

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Cry

Student

Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon

Time

Death&Decay

My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! draws a picture of his “epic” sword “what…WHAT… WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!”

Roast

yo mom

you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)

Straight

XenoGenesis

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

Puns

0xFFA715

What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

Wife

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised

*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

Puns

tony

How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience

Difference

A friend in me

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was “remarkable.”

Number

Anonymous

Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains

Depression

Unknown_depressed_human

I’m going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade. I’ll draw it on my wrist.🔪🔪

Blood

ME

Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.

Son

colette

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.

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