whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
