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Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
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* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains
rat gaagah
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
rizz
are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
