whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
They laughed at my crayon drawing
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
- What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
- A FLATLINE!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! draws a picture of his “epic” sword “what…WHAT… WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!”
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains
I’m going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade. I’ll draw it on my wrist.🔪🔪
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.