Death jokes
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
My dog died today. 😥
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
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