Death jokes

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?

dead.

Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.