Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldnβt see the road to heaven.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
