A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Death Jokes
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Whatโs George Floydโs favorite color? Neon black.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldnโt see the road to heaven.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
