where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
