Thanos jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.