Thanos jokes

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Thanos snapped.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.