What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
You so far thanos had to snap 3 time s todestroy you
Yo mama so kidney stones thanos used them for his gauntlet
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice
Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear
Your so fat that when Thanos snaped his finger you broke the correction
