What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice
Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.
Your so fat that when Thanos snaped his finger you broke the correction
