Thanos Jokes

Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

SRP
in Puns

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

Kikicito

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

Anonymous
in Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.

Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Anonymous

yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

Morbid Al
in Death

SPOILER ALERT… I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!

Anonymous
in Puns

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

STAR
in Bad

What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust

The Avengers

Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn’t collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.

Creeperzone0312

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Morbid Al

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP…

NotAClownForSure
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, even thanos had to snap twice

Anonymous
in Corona

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn’t work and he said man I quit.

yo mama so fat that thanos had to snap twice

Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama is so fat thanos had to snap twice

your long loss dad
in Fat

your mom so fat thanos had to clap

Dez
in Roast

You so far thanos had to snap 3 time s todestroy you

ThanosJOKS4life

Yo mama so kidney stones thanos used them for his gauntlet

Burnt
in Roast

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn’t do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.

your mum

i was watching avengers i i thought i saw a grape but it was just thanos