Thanos jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
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What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.