What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap