Thanos jokes
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.