What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance