Thanos jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.