Drug overdose jokes

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.