Death

Death jokes

Michael Jackson

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Suicide

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

Kurt Cobain

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Kobe

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

Kobe

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

Twin Towers

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Relationship

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

Dead Hooker

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Emo

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

Girlfriend

My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

Alabama

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

Alabama

Rip Juice WRLD.