Death

Death Jokes

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazi's and leave his death out of the discussion.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.