Death jokes
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
A man complains to a slave dealer: "The slave you sold me died!"
"By the gods," replies the dealer, "he never did that when I owned him!"
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.