Death jokes
Football has resumed in the Faroe Islands since May 9, 2020; and this worries me! What will happen to those who are ignored during the coronavirus pandemic? The Spanish flu pandemic killed twenty-five million people; the average age of the deceased was 81 years old; that is, the same as the people who have died from the coronavirus in Germany. This is inhumane and is equivalent to a devastating plague.
The coronavirus can only be contained by taking sensible measures by governments around the world. However, there is a problem with the self-destructive path that Belarus has taken! They are taking practically no measures to combat the coronavirus! Unlike the Faroe Islanders, they never stopped holding football matches and are holding games in front of spectators without any problems! This creates a breeding ground for the coronavirus; anyone who does not use common sense is putting themselves at risk. This is a well-documented fact, and the situation in Belarus confirms it.
Because vital, life-threatening factors are ignored, the number of deaths in Belarus is underreported, simply because it is not a priority for the global interest or for our collective engagement in this issue. And while masks are not being worn properly—as seen in the photos of groups of five to eight—the Russian government is not seen as representative of Western countries.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.