Death jokes
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
If I die, does my depression die with me?
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
My dad died lol.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.