What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Stiff Situation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "stiff" can refer to a dead body at a funeral AND... well, you know, an erection in bed. Get it? You probably don't, you are too busy posting jokes online instead of getting some brain cells.