Death jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.