This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Death Jokes
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
I love jumping off cliffs.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
